Killvminaughty
“ A man's reputation is the opinion people have of him; his character is what he really is. ” — Jack Mine



rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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missycvnt:

teaching ontzind some aussie sex slang 

  • crack a fat: to get an erection
  • have a flog: to masturbate
  • gobby: blow job
  • pash: french kiss
  • root: to have sex
  • wristy/handy: hand job
  • spoof: semen

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